3/31/08

I wonder...

I wonder that if the dollar store has a 25% off sale, do they consider it to be a branding problem?

I wonder why they call it the escalator even when it is going down?

I wonder why the grocery store clerk asks me if I need help when I buy a pack of gum?

I wonder if a catfish gets land sick as it walks from one puddle to another?

I wonder why there is no wakeup pill? And even if there was, when would you take it?

I wonder if a placebo suffers from an identity crisis?

I wonder why cigarette makers don't make nicotine patches?

I wonder how many anonymous support groups can you go to before someone eventually finds out.

I wonder if a schizophrenic can drive in the carpool lane?

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