I've got issues

I am a misogynistic atheist. I don't believe in goddesses.

My gardner is an environmentalist. He waters the weeds every week.

My tax guy is a democrat. I never get a refund.

My pharmacist is a hypochondriac. My prescriptions never last.

My mailman is a slacker. I can never redeem my coupons.

My dentist has bad breath. That's just karma.

But my chauffeur is color blind, my psychic has myopia and my lawyer has a conscience.

Did I tell you that I've got issues?

1 comment:

  1. you forgot about grocers, barbers, doctors, lawyers, car mechanic, bosses and so many others :)