7/20/07

The lighter side of cannibalism

Some of the comments on my previous post got me thinking about this. Here are some mundane things that would become interesting or unsual in a cannibalistic society.

The food can say grace on behalf of the diners.

Finger food has a whole new meaning.

Any guesses on where the stuffing goes for a Thanksgiving dinner?

The lady in the supermarket that hands out small samples on Sunday afternoons is the food sample.

Ballpark Franks? Umm ... yummy. They should go well with a Bloody Mary.

On a diet you say? Have a Slim Jim. Or how about a Beefy Jerk?

For breakfast, we will have Eggs with Benedict.

Kayak, sushi boat ... what's the difference?

3 comments:

  1. Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals

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  2. Or perhaps the vegetables they eat can be classified as meat?

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  3. finger food reminds me of :

    Qatar's cannibals fingered by victim

    http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21950953-5001028,00.html

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