Comedy is articulate cynicism as seen by people with a sense of humor, while cynicism is humor as perceived by schmucks who take themselves too seriously.
Tipping the drive through operator can make you feel less guilty about your fast food binges.
If everyone claims to think outside the box, it is time to turn the box inside out.
People jogging in place at stop lights should be cited for their public display of stupidity ... Hey fatso, turn right!
Respect is overrated, one should choose love or respect given the choice .... at least that's what the wife would like me to believe.