Moonlighting as a bouncer?

I have always wanted to try a part time profession that is totally unrelated to my day job. What could be more orthogonal than working as a bouncer? But with my vital statistics (see the blog title), the bouncer gig won't be easy to land. If at all, it would pretty much have to be in a club catering exclusively to little people. I stand any chance of pulling off the swagger of a bouncer only within that setup. For that matter, I wish they had an NBA for little people where I could be like Shaq or Yao Ming. Too bad that this will only remain a fantasy...

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