My wife is a rising star at her work place. She will easily be Vice President of something or the other in a couple of years. Knowing that, I have started referring to her as my 401K . I might have also mentioned to her how I plan to retire in a few years in order to share margaritas with the gardener at 3 p.m. in the afternoon. So imagine my surprise when I discovered through a common friend that she has started referring to me as her impending standard deduction.
Anyway... we will have an opening for a good looking gardener (no preference of gender) to do the lawn work in a few years. So referrals are welcome.